ADHD

I read this and I thought it was hysterical! I took ritalin for a couple days due to some adhd symptoms. After taking it I was sick and couldn't think straight. After reading this post I feel better already.
The Reformed Evangelist

Hello… my name is Jeff and I have ADHD, better known as Arminian Deviance Hyper-Calvism Dissension. It has been 12 months since the last time I told someone to “take the first step and God will do the rest”. About 3 weeks ago I was righteously indignent toward a sister who mistakenly called me a Hyper-Calvinist because I was discussing Election. I haven’t been taking any Ritalin for my ADHD, instead I have sought the Great Physician for wisdom and humility. I also find sweet relief in reading and meditating on His inerrent Word. Witnessing has become much easier with ADHD and I am nearly cured of my outbreak of Finneyism. I don’t count decisions as notches on my belt anymore and I don’t ask people to raise a hand nor walk an aisle because I realize that salvation is wholly a work of the Holy Spirit. I no longer look for a public professions, instead I look for fruits of the Spirit and evidences of rebirth. Overall, I am glad that I’m ADHD…

Thank you Jeff for the humor.